Our Collection
Our carefully curated selection of products is designed to cater to your specific needs and preferences. Each item in our collection represents our commitment to quality, functionality, and style. Browse through our offerings to find detailed descriptions, features, and specifications that help you make informed choices. Whether you're looking for everyday essentials, specialized items, or something unique, we have something to suit every taste and requirement.
Our Classic T-Shirt
Keep it simple, with sizes from XXS to 3XL. We also have pre-worn, lightly pit-stained classic t-shirts so your friends will think you've been a supporter from the start!
From €22.99 + postage
Join the Struggle to end the Struggle
Our 'Call To Arms' t-shirt. Sizes from XXS to 4XL. Also available in long sleeved or our tight and unyielding vest top. Sun's Out Guns Out!
From €23.50 + postage
Belt Up & Belt In
High quality first pressing leather belt covering the whole circumference of any waist and with 100% certified tin buckle. Belt includes thumb inserts for extra comfort and image.
From €72.99 + postage
Real Men Stay Hydrated
Made from Atlantean rare metals and with a minimum of 43% scandium, this can hold any density of liquid, from over-concentrated imitation corn syrup to heavy cream. Sizes range from 50ml to a whopping 7 litres!
From €44.99 + postage
You Can Hold a Candle
Our signature candle, with a guaranteed 2 hour burn. A complex mix of sandalwood, nettle and aftershave with a subtle undertone of Bovril. Comes with three burnt matches, 3.2 strength black rimmed glasses and a blank 7 x9" notebook for that extra touch of class!
From €1.99 + postage
Make a Stand
Show your friends and colleagues where you stand on Saving Their Future with this reusable floor sticker. Adheres to any surface, including water in case you want to make a statement at that office swimming pool party!
Free with donations over €40
Stylish as All Hell
Only 100% legends can pull this look off. Small enough to fold away and tuck into your back pocket yet large enough to hold books, potatoes and/or photographs.
From €40.99 + postage
Yes
Uncle's Number 8 Bestseller, edited by Marty Whelan, our most mustachioed patron. Tips and advice from prizewinning writers, musicians, presenters and celebrity gardeners. Signed copies available while stocks last.
From €23.99 + postage
Bathroom Blind
Our distinctive and bestselling bathroom blind, helping to maintain our dignity whilst letting the light shine through. Can be made to measure - any size from 6" to 25'.
From €0.99 + postage
Available from all good stockists and anywhere you see the UNCLE sign
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